Vicky Vale, V-V-Vicky Vale, Bat maaaaaaan

In Leviticus they say you should not eat bats. That is what I learned sophomore year in college. It is pretty good advice because all bats do is make St. Bernards into monsters which is tragic, as the St. Bernard is meant to save hikers with its tiny brandy barrel, and not terrorize the countryside. In short, don't trust no bats.